My son often describes Seattle as the place where baseball talent comes to die. The examples have no end.
Let us review a few, before I attempt a very curt explanation.
Adam Jones, who came up through the Mariners’ farm system, was traded to Baltimore in exchange for George Sherrill and Erick Bedard. Sherrill is back with the M’s, only to injure his arm, which earned him a spot on the disabled list. Bedard, who possesses one of the best curve balls around, pitched little with the Mariners. He, too, spent most of his time recovering from injuries. As for Jones, he is now, of course, a bona fide all-star center fielder. He’s batting around .300 with 13 home runs. The Orioles sit atop the American League eastern division. Jones also sports a gold glove.
Adrian Beltre came and went. But during his five-year stint in Seattle, he gave every indication that his bat had never hit a ball. Swing and a miss, usually on a slider away, far away. The year before he arrived in our fair city, he tore up National League pitching, batting over .330 and leading the league in home runs, with 48. In his first season with Seattle his average plummeted by 80 points and he hit only 19 four-baggers. The best he could do here was .276 in 2007, when he also hit 26 home runs. He was then dealt to Boston where he miraculously discovered his latent abilities, those he had displayed with the Dodgers. In 2010 with the Red Sox he hit .321 and led the league in doubles. Becoming a free agent that year, he signed a huge contract with the Texas Rangers, where he’s batted .300. Last year there he smacked 32 home runs.
The Mariners were just swept by the Cleveland Indians. Their roster includes at least three former Mariners, all position players. They are Shin-Soo Choo, Jack Hannahan, and Jose Lopez, who slammed a three-run homer yesterday to tie the Mariners in a game that M’s closer Brandon League decided to go apeshit in the bottom of the 11th, yielding three BBs, the lead, and eventually the walk-off single that scored the winning run. Lopez could be the exception to the rule. In 2009, he actually hit .297 when he was with Seattle, far above his career average of .262. Choo never hit above .100 with Seattle. After landing in Cleveland, he put up some impressive stats, including three consecutive seasons at .300 or above. He’s the Indians regular right fielder and known for having one of the best arms in baseball. Hannahan played but one year in Seattle, when he hit .230. He’s now hitting .287 with Cleveland.
The Mariners signed David Ortiz, then named David Americo Arias. That was 1992. And how has he done since we let him go? You can see for yourself here. Speaking of the Red Sox, where Ortiz serves as designated hitter, we also used to have Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe. Well the Mariners signed them only to trade them both to Boston in exchange for Heathcliff Slocumb, perhaps the worst trade in baseball history next to that guy Ruth. What’s so odd about Slocumb, other than the fact that he was a bust with the Mariners, is that his ERA was 5.79 in his last year with the Red Sox. What the hell were the Mariners’ brass thinking. Oh, you say they weren’t then and perhaps ever. Got it.
Remember Rafael Soriano? He had an uneven experience with Seattle before he, too, left the team. In 2010, while pitching for Tampa Bay, he led the league in saves, with an ERA of under 1.73. He’s taken over for injured Mariano Rivera as the Yankees’s closer.
The Mariners had a big left-handed pitcher named Matt Thornton. We had no use for him, so he wound up with the Chicago White Sox. His career strikeouts-per-nine-innings ratio is 9.7. In 2010 he struck out 12 batters for every nine innings pitched, recording an ERA of 2.67. Well, the M’s have Charlie Furbush and Lucas Luetge for the same role. Splendid. A couple of thumbers versus a fear-monger.
Let’s talk shortstop for a minute. The Mariners’ front office made a big deal about acquiring Jack Wilson, who was an all-star with the Pirates. He hit .308 one year, when he made the All-Star roster, and almost .300 in another. His fielding was impeccable. But he had a miserable time in Seattle, never hitting above .250. His stint with the M’s may have ruined him for life. He’s now with the Braves batting an anemic .170. To replace him, the Mariners acquired Brendan Ryan. With the Cardinals he managed to hit as high as .292 in 2009, and .287 a couple of years before that. Since he’s become a Mariner, his average dropped to .248 last year and he’s really struggling this season, hitting only .153. He weighs 195 pounds. Only pitchers are allowed to hit below their weight. In 1984 Seattle signed Omar Vizquel. In my opinion, he’s the best shortstop I’ve ever seen. In five years with the Mariners he averaged .250. Since leaving, he’s hit as high as .333 with Cleveland and above .290 in three other seasons. His career BA is .272.
We drafted Raul Ibanez in 1992. Without a doubt he is the M’s best left fielder ever. But not at first. He hit poorly in his initial stint with Seattle, before he wound up in Kansas City. His bat came alive there. He hit .280 the first year with the Royals, then two straight years of .294. The M’s reacquired him, and—guess what?—he defied the curse, recording his best seasons, even hitting .304 in 2004. Yet, spending those last years with Seattle took its toll on Raul’s bat; he’s never done as well since.
The Mariners used to have a guy named Mike Morse. I always liked him. So do the Washington Nationals. After playing sporadically in Seattle, he’s found a home in the Capitol, batting over .300 last year, with 31 home runs. His career BA is .296, and he can play just about anywhere on the field.
We can’t forget that the Mariners traded Cliff Lee (and Mark Lowe) for Justin Smoak, Blake Beavan, and Josh Lueke. Lee is now with the Phillies being Cliff Lee, which is to say, quite well, thank you. He’s also pulling down over $20 million a year. His ERA this year is under 2.0. The Mariners believe(d) that Smoak is their answer at first base. How’s that working out for Seattle? Shitty, I’d say. He’s hitting just .209 as I write, though he got two hits in yesterday’s miserable loss.
One of my favorite pitchers today is Doug Fister. He started out slow, but improved each year with the Mariners. He got so good, in fact, that we traded him. Of course. He’s one of the most dominant pitchers in the American League, with an ERA of 1.79 in 2011 for Detroit, and an even lower ERA this year. And who did we get in return? Can you say Casper Wells and Charlie Furbush? Wells hit above .300 in his first year with Detroit and .257 when we acquired him. With Seattle, however, he’s hit a consistent .216. Furbush’s ERA when we traded for him was 3.62. After reaching Seattle his ERA jumped to 6.62. This year it’s 4.30 in limited action.
But we can’t forget Chone Figgins. A lifetime .290 hitter, his talent really died in Seattle, with no hint of improvement on the horizon. While with the Angels, his lowest season average was .267, ignoring his rookie year, when he had only a dozen plate appearances. In 2005 he led the American League in stolen bases with 65. In his three seasons with Seattle he’s stolen a total of 48. As for his batting average, what can we say? His averages: .257, .188, and this year .182.
Seattle hasn’t always been talent’s black hole. In 2001 the team tied the major league record for most victories: 116. The entire team average was .288. Four of the nine roster regulars hit over .300. Ichiro led with .350 and Bret Boone his .331. Four batters had at least 20 home runs, with Boone heading the list with 37. The pitching staff had a collective ERA of 3.54. Jamie Moyer won 20 games and Freddie Garcia collected 18 wins. The team scored exactly 300 more runs than their opponents.
Ah, the good old days. That year the opening day payroll was $75.7 million, or the 11th highest in the league. The Yankees, as always, were number one, with a payroll of $110 million. This year the M’s opened with a combined payroll of $82 million, just an eight percent increase over 12 seasons; and the Mariners have fallen to 18th place, far below the Yankees ($198 million) and the Phillies ($175 million). So, the Yankees boosted their payroll over the same period by 80 percent, or 10 times more than Seattle. Does money buy pennants?
There are four teams with a lower payroll than the Mariners who are either leading their divisions, tied, or within a game. These are Tampa Bay, with a payroll of $64 million, the Baltimore Orioles ($81 million), the Cleveland Indians ($78 million), and the Washington Nationals ($81 million). It would seem, then, that money doesn’t buy you love—or necessarily a trophy.
So I’ll suggest two explanations for the Mariners’ woes. The first is the general manager, the person responsible for putting talent on the field. The second is the manager, the one who has to get that talent to perform. If I were grading their respective efforts, an ‘F’ gets recorded next to their names.